Seriously Flat Feet, Dipping a Toe

People say they have flat feet, to which I say "Pishaw." My feet make suction noises when I walk barefoot on hard floors.
I have an ankle condition AND am double-jointed, so I can clap those same flat feet like hands at the end of my legs.
I can spread my toes and pick things up with them like fingers. If my brain worked the same amazing way, I'd write this bio with my toes.
Being flat-footed like this isn't just a superpower, it also kinda hurts. I'd love if my pain could bring even one person pleasure.
Let me know if you'd like to see any specific pictures (feet only). I'm happy to walk on food (these puppies can sink into some cool stuff) or explore other fetish preferences.
I'm new to this world, so I'm not yet sure where my boundaries are, we'll find them together!
I'm pretty normal but on the cool, nerdy side. I write TV shows you may have seen (doubtful), love my dogs and the snow and have yet to meet a B12 vitamin that doesn't make me gag.