Vernon the Klown

Vernon the Klown (Timothy Grimm) is a content creator, business owner, fitness instructor, and independent author. He also:
-has degrees in Exercise Physiology, Anthropology, and Ancient History
-writes horror fiction and has four books on Amazon
-carves original stone art
-is a seminary graduate and an ordained minister
-deeply studies Chinese Internal Alchemy, including Chinese black magic
-is an avid Harry Potter fan and actually studies magic and witchcraft on an academic level
-studies under an actual Shaolin Grandmaster and is developing a more systematic approach to training Zui Quan style
-is currently studying rapier styles, pursuing the path of Inigio Montoya
-explores psychonautic ability
-has only two degrees of separation with Jeffrey Dahmer, Monica Lewinsky, and Cocaine Bear
-sleeps in a previously used, antique coffin (yes, the rumors are true)