Dan

Hello there, I'm Dan. I also responded to General Kenobi.

Never was good at summarizing but I'll give it a shot. Born in 1987 to a sheltered home. Probably the reason my mind is so twisted today. I'm a mutt with nothing to prove. Bi, poly, hyper, demi, and just all around pervert. Don't let the presentation fool you, there's definitely some screws loose upstairs. Writing is my creative outlet which leaves me rather long-winded. Don't be afraid to tell me to say less. If you're interests are nerdy, geeky, kinky or niche, I always enjoy good conversation. We could even talk about the song Billy Ward and the Dominos wrote about me. Carly Simon wrote me a song too 😏

Are these jokes landing? Let me know.

At any rate, I will occasionally post some smut for all to enjoy.