Totally Definitely Not Pron

You know what the best part about Not Porn is?
There's no fuckin porn in it.
And even better, try making porn of not porn. It can't be done. Fuck you science

You've done it lad you can stop searching cus holy fuck you finally found it. You've transcended the physical form and obliterated expectations because you my plucky little friend have discovered the giganuts fat tits of not porn.

To be clear:
I will be posting quite literally anything but porn.
Why?
I'm so fucking bored
So what will I post?
Nah you read it right the first time, anything. But porn? No
By supporting me as a creator of anything but porn you continue to support my career of not doing porn. And you know I can totally appreciate that homie thanks my dude

Heres a list of questions:
Do I do customs and requests? Maybe, as long as it's not porn
Will I rate your genitals? Probably not? You don't even know what I look like why would you want that from the non porn guy.
How do I sleep at night?
Uneasily