Thomas Crownring

My Freak Accident

~8 years ago I fell backwards on my ass & I ended up hurting my prostate pretty bad. The medications I take for it, tadalafil (aka Cialis) & testosterone, make me hard as a rock, perpetually horny, last forever, and sterile while I’m on them. Ever since then I can fuck like Owen Grey on steroids and never have to worry about birth control.

It gets so full & hard that, for science’s sake, I decided to double down & got some cock rings. The ridge around my glans flared out so much that it holds back its own ring and is just a giant, throbbing purple mushroom that’s burstina at the seams.

Sex is completely redefined for me. Jerking off no longer does the trick. I need an entire all you can eat kink buffet and a sexy, enthusiastic lady to enjoy it with over the course of a night.