The Alchemist

I'm 42. Yes I'm serious. I'm from Michigan. I'm a master of many crafts, such as:
High Magick Karmic Witch (true Saturn energy), Highly Intuitive and Psychic, Tarot Reader, Herbalist, Energy Healer (chakra and aura cleansing and balancing), Certified Master NLP Practitioner, Certified Master Hypnotist, Dharma and Transformational Coach, Philosopher, World Cultures and Masters Level Psychology Self-Educated, INTJ personality. Enough of them creds.
In the classy Goth (black cat) woman. I'm also extremely emotionally intelligent, self-aware, fully healed from my past (I'm not afraid of my darkness, I cuddle with it), my frequency shifts everyone's around me (grow or run, the choice is yours), fully mentally and emotionally balanced, very logical and spiritual (obviously), I'm a bit of a smart-ass, dark humor, I refuse to settle for less than I deserve.
And I'm a complete bedroom freak (switch), growl and say "Good Girl" in my ear... 🫦 You will get just that, while I make you my Good Boy.