Bert Siena Reads

Have you ever found a sumptuous scrap of erotica only to find your hands too busy to turn the pages? Or maybe you've been spoiled by books on tape, and despise the sound of your own voice. Then, please, allow my voice to lift you up while you throw down. My rich baritone is your sonic solution to the day's noise pollution. Let me speak you a tapestry that you can writhe upon. And if, in your bliss, you raise your eyes to mine, perhaps we both can revel in the pleasure for just a moment.
While I mainly post classic erotica, I will read anything your drums desire from the scandalous to the tedious. The skills I honed as an FM DJ will turn even the driest copy into an orgasmic bounty for all the senses. Inquire for pricing at negotiable rates.