Penis'n Around

Hey YOU!

Have you ever looked at a thing and thought "man I'd love to see that [thing], but with a penis on it!"? Or looked at a different thing and been like "that [thing] is cool but it'd be cooler if there was cum on it!"? Or both!?

If yes, good news! We can make it happen - together. You tell and/or provide me with the thing (nothing creepy or illegal, thanks) and I provide the penis and/or cum!

Deal? NICE!

Or maybe you're feeling a little...glum? Down in the dumps? Things are hard (or not hard, HA!)?

Sounds like you might need...a PENIS PEP-TALK.

Simply tell me a bit about what's got you flaccid, or even exactly what you want to hear, and I'll record it for you. Easy. Oh, and you get to stare at my penis while the pep-talk plays. Make sense?

Cool! Now, enough talk - let's get PENIS'N AROUND!