Nova Jewels

You’ve found me. Nova Jewels. The best discovery to come out of Dundee since the ship and I'll only reply if it comes with a tip (poetry clearly comes naturally to me)

I've been known to make a man harder than a crossword out of the Herald and a woman wetter than my crotch when I find a sugar daddy who doesn't want the sugar.

Your internet wife is right here waiting for you 🩷