MyLittleSecret

Alright, I think it’s best that I be very honest and preface this by saying… I promise I’m not bragging, but I’ve been told by two different people on separate occasions that I very loosely resembled Bradley Cooper at a specific angle way back when I had hair so… pretty cool though right..? 😎

Anyway, let us commence. ⬇️⬇️

The Deets:

Age 30 - Hairline Claims 45 👴🏻
Bisexual 😈😏
Underwhelming Below-Average 🤏🔥

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

Only ONE Nut 🥜😌
Luckily Though, Cute Bum 🍑
A Tight One Too 🤭

As I’m sure it’s abundantly clear, low expectations are kinda my thing. However, in lieu of any favourable physical features is thee most open-minded, carefree spirit in which I use as my source of confidence/pride.

I’m here to push the envelope, get super vulnerable, and most importantly.. show people that there’s beauty in flaws & imperfections ❤️

HMU ya lil horndogs 😍😘