Mike B. Jerking

Professional Procrastinator 🕒, Master of Avoiding Adulting Responsibilities 🙅‍♂️, and Self-Proclaimed Connoisseur of Life's Little Inconveniences 🥂. I've been perfecting the art of pretending to have it all together since '88.

🚀 On a mission to break the world record for 'Most Unread Books Collected.' 📚

🌍 Travel enthusiast (by 'enthusiast,' I mean scrolling through travel blogs while lounging on my couch in pajamas).

🎮 Pro-level gamer (in my dreams).

💤 Dream job: Professional Nap Taker. I specialize in power naps, catnaps, and any other nap-related shenanigans.

🎤 Shower singer extraordinaire. My bathroom acoustics are unmatched!

If you're looking for someone who's equal parts charm and chaos, you've found your guy. Swipe right and let's see if we can figure out this thing called 'adulting' together. 😄🤷‍♂️ #LivingTheDream #ProfessionalProcrastinator