Michael The Jedi

Normalizing the average dad bod and tool chest. We’ll start by using a little reverse psychology. I have nothing to offer; no 🍑, no large 🍆, no model-like physique or looks. Alas, I’m fluent in sarcasm and sexual innuendo. I suffer from permanent “gutter brain”. I’m a professional chameleon. I’m a gentleman in public and a filthy switch behind closed doors. I’m not normal…I’m actually kinda crazy, so you probably don’t want any of this. Open to collaborations…let’s roll in the dough!

So what DO you get here? A kind heart, wicked sense of humor, intelligence, a zest for adventure and a penchant to be a voyeur and exhibitionist from time to time. Oh yea…I also cook, clean, and do laundry.

Warning!! You may experience explicit content should you choose to open that door.

-Message responses, priority to tips
-Pussy ratings ($5), video rate ($10)
-Solo play
-Masturbation
-Pegging
-Hardcore
-BDSM
-Fantasy/Roleplay
-Custom content upon request
-Sexting available $3