🖤🌹Dahlia Darkrose | @LiabilityInLeather

✨Maybe she's born with it, Maybe its years of grand jetés and even grander disappointments.✨💃

Allow me to introduce myself👋🏻, A certified throat🐐 with dancer flexibility, an unhealthy & insatiable NEED for male validation, emotional instability and ZERO g🤢g reflex. (No really, my 👅 should come with its own warranty.)

I've perfected the art of being high-maintenance, despite also having ALARMINGLY low standards. 👠

I'm what happens when you give the archetype for '👨‍👧‍👦 Issues' a formal education & a toxic relationship to the ballet industry🩰 - A slow motion car wreck you know you shouldn't watch, yet you just can't look away -- but with impeccable posture & jokes that LAND. 🚗💥🎯

What didn't kill me made me prettier, funnier, & completely unhinged - & blessed me with these ICONIC ginger locks (ABSOLUTELY my crown jewel)

Seeking: alpha (MUST smell like Abercrombie model) who can make me forget the emotionally unavailable disaster I'm obsessed w/ rn, who treats me like an optional side quest. ❤️‍🩹