Jonesy

25y/o ambitionless husk of a guy here. I just enjoy spreading my seed shooting machine to anyone who has eyes whether you like it or not. Sorry not sorry. If you came here to rant to me because you saw the angry ol' one eyed cyclops then what can I say? I ultimately achieved my main goal here. If however you managed to stumble upon my sick slick pea shooter and liked what you saw then stick about and wait for more.

More about me:

Long hair.
I have tattoos.
I listen to music.
I play music.
I like cooking mundane food because protein.
I like lifting heavy metal bars with heavier metal plates attached.
I enjoy looking at myself in the mirror (vein I know).
I watch garbage on YouTube.
Certified gamer (really bad).
I'm abit goofy.

What I will do with you:

I will show you my pene (and whatever else you might want to see).
I will genuinely consider all reasonable requests and do what I can within reason.
I will engage with you.
I will regularly update you with new content daily.