Jess-kuh

Tell me what you want, and I’ll do the same ..
Is this the part where I say I’m here to find the
solution to world peace?

Or do we keep it real? Cause if we’re being real, I’m new here. A content virgin. But I’ve had it with
Daddy Trump like we are all his children, knowing we ain’t got the damn black card … and he got us out here looking crazy over these gas prices. So I guess I’m gonna look crazy on this platform and be the hilarious, unfiltered, raw, full of life AND
cellulite (in the back)… stretchmarks that make my abdomen resemble an oatmeal cream pie
sandwich, and everyone smashes them in the
middle of the night ….. I got jokes, good nipples, and great advice I never take.

Oh, don’t let me forget the iceberg in my life…
yesterday an older lady couldn’t see while she was driving and decided to jet in front of my
UNINSURED/PAID FOR Cadillac SRX.

Ultimately I need a new car and to pay these bills in the meantime.