It’sMeCalypso

36. married. milf. please show me your 🍆.
I like baking, marvel movies, pokemon cards, and drinking too much coffee✌🏼. I like to take bubble baths to unwind, but instead of wine I’m usually eating junk food in there. I’m crazy shy in real life😅. My sense of humor is 50% corny and 50% dark and twisty🖤. Also I hate Ketchup😝.