Irish Shepherd

Aye, welcome to me only fans page! Where nothing is great here but my sex is like a pizza... Its messy, may burn your tongue and been in your moms mouth. Oh, I may use rare birds as sexual objects but no longer use lipstick on the pigeons . Anna, my longtime friend and Suzuki gas cap enthusiast, who also identifies as a birthmark-riddled weather man, also will occasionally fall down and yes its ok to laugh. Her scars are love. So enjoy my one handed applause and yes I can love you all night long, 17 seconds at a time. NOTE: "Mustache rides for a nickel" (TM) is Canadian currency or pelt trading only. Please remain seated during anti-climactic scenes as often times there will be medium sized animal stampedes, mildly agressive naked hugs and tastless sexual advances directed at cats. Thanks and enjoy the show! *** no animals were hurt during the making of any of the films herein. One lemur did have a fainting spell due to a mud wrestling mishap "allegedly". Remember the alamo.