The Collingwood Gazette

Creating fearless, long-form, culture-changing journalism takes a lot of time and money – which is exactly why we don’t do it. 

However, if you're enjoying anything you read on this site, please feel free to contribute to our OnlyFans. We won't be offended if you don't, but you're also a mouth-breathing cunt if so.

There’s absolutely no extra content on here, but we do like money. Give it to us or one day we'll stop and go back to our soul-destroying day jobs. It's funnier to raise money here than on Patreon like all of those losers who make podcasts.

Stacey Jenkins owes her dealer a few $100 and Ray Davidson has an overdue Brazzers subscription. Frank Starkey has no debts but is planning a ‘George Christensen’-type holiday to Thailand so could use a few extra bucks.

Help us out you tight fucks.