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briccbowsette

@bricc_bowsette

About briccbowsette

When I was 5 years old I had a horrible accident where I fell on an exposed pastrami sandwich. Tragically, the sandwich became fused with my female genitalia. Over the years the bread deteriorated, leaving the pastrami meat to slowly intertwine with my external genitalia. It has been over 20 years since that accident and the pastrami is now entirely incorporated into my labia majora and small portions of my labia minora. Consequently, my vulva has the strong scent, taste, and texture of pastrami, although it is still technically flesh and therefore capable of full nerve sensation. The doctors said that there is no precedent for this sort of human mutation, and have termed the condition as "Pastrami Pussy Dermatosis". My condition is so rare and the implications are so impactful that scientists are now actively researching the potential utilization of my specific mutation in the development of Pastrami Prosthetics for war veterans. If you are a fan of lunch meat, subscribe now! XOXO