B.A.E

Before you go making assumptions of me because they cal me BAE, I ain’t that knockoff “before anyone else” BAE, I’m what that acronym was originally meant to stand for. That’s right it’s me B.A.E. THE BEST ASS EATAHHH. So now that we cleared that up if anyone on here knows Nicki Minaj just go ahead and point her my way because I heard she’s been lookin for me 👀

If you made it this far congratulations! if my nickname wasnt enough to lose your interest then im sure my dick will probably tip the scale for ya and send you on your merry way to a BBC…. and nope not that BBC you stereotypical asshats. I meant just a Bigger Better Cock in general cause it’s 2026 and race doesn’t matter people! Good or bad, handsome or ugly, Italian size dick or Irish size dick people come in all sizes and colors. Agreed? Great let’s move on to my next nonsensical rant

Joking..but onn a serious note, if you want me to disappoint you just one time slide in my DM for a more accurate meat treat 🤟🏻